She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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