He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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