OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Randomize
