Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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