Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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