JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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