you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
