Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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