she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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