I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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