Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't think brook has ever known best
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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