2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We have so much sex to catch up on
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
