Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I cut my penus on the lid.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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