some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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