All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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