Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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