problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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