but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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