did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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I need you to use more vowels.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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