i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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