And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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