If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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