I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
