like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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