Whod you bang
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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