porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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