her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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