i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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