Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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