Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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