My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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