Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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