I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize