don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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