At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You're like the curious george of whores
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
