I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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