Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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