I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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