They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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