so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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