: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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