the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
