i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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