what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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