I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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