I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
