This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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