I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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