but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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