Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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