Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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