a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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