All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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