He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He kissed a someone with a penis
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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