I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
