Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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