So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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