i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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