mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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